Uh... presents....

I know, this is to late for a gift guide. So that's not it. Too late for a wish list too. So that's not it. So, it's just a beautiful collection of etsy stuff I would buy as presents for myself this Christmas (if I had money to buy all of them).

For the record, there will be no presents this year. Austerity rules this year. Or like @shitmydadsays tweets: "Everybody's broke, so here's the rule for Christmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."